This morning when I woke up 3 thoughts instantly flooded my mind:
One - I wish I had a magic wand so that I could Reducto the heck out of Mali who was barking her head off which in turn woke the small child that is going to be in my care for the next 12 hours.
Two - I wonder if the guy who is going to cut the grass today will be hot?
(This next one is far superior to the previous two)
Three - I love being me.
I mean who else do you know who can successfully wish death upon her dog via a Harry Potter spell AND virtually oogle the lawn guy, all within 20 seconds of consciousness?
It's a skill really.
Multi-talented Over and Out
Bahaha. I love you.
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